Each year Americans spend four billion dollars on cat food. That's one billion dollars more than they
spend on baby food.
The Sphynx cat runs like a monkey over the furniture and sits on your shoulder like a parrot.
In which month do cats meow the least? February - it's the shortest month.
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Cats must sleep in the middle of the bed. The corners are not as comfy.
Cat Note2self: I must give a present to my hoomans's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach.
You just may be a #catnut if: Your favorite friends have fleas.
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
Cats don't care whether you cook or not. ..... As long as you feed THEM. LOL.
No favor can win gratitude from a cat.
Cats must try to kill the curlicues of ribbon on the finished packages.
cats concert / cats in chorus / cats melody - Making harsh noises or cries.
It costs $7000 to care for one household cat over its lifetime. This covers only the necessities; the pampered pet cost more.
Cats CAN eat canned cat food in flavors other than tuna.
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
I am NOT a cat. I am - A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
Stray Cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in y.
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial American Proverb
Male cats used to be called rams or boars, until 1760.
Most cats prefer their food at room temperature, and will boldly REFUSE any food that is too cold or too hot.
Cat Philosophy - Become someone's friend for life.
Cat Toy (n): Any object on the ground.
Cats must chase the other invisible cats across Dad's belly and groin.
CAT RULE #1: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4 am.
CAT RULE #2: Add roughage to hooman's food by shedding on it.
CAT RULE #3: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets
CAT RULE #4: When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
The cat is highly dignified until the dog comes by ...
Try hanging an orange or lemon scented air freshener in the inner branches of your Christmas tree, if your cat is a seasonal climber.
Cats must drag dirty socks out of the laundry basket and bury them in the litter box.
A cats heart beats twice as fast as a hooman heart, at 110 to 140 beats per minute.
DeliCATe: A dainty kitten who likes kosher.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
The numbers of feral cats are not known, but estimates of the US feral population range from 25 to 60 million.
You just may be a #catnut if: You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws.
Cats must pee down the back of the television, causing its innards to short out.
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986).
Continually stepping on mom's bladder at 4 am is the best way to get attention.
Cats must push the VCR off the top of the TV.
What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
After 2 weeks the kittens eyes will be open, but still cloudy and their defensive hiss will be gone.
What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A purrrrfect meal.
The toilet is a good place from which to get a drink of water.
cats teach us tolerance....and how to see through walls.
Cat burglar - A nimble, silent, sneaky thief
Cats can keep themselves clean. You don't need to give them a bath every single day.
Self, self, self, self, self. -- The Cat
Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats sometimes also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain
Walk like a cat on eggs - Tread very lightly
Cat Philosophy - Don't worry about big things.
Cat Philosophy - Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
The Sphynx cat may be hairless, but they are not hypoallergenic.
Cats always: Have the situation well under control.
At eight weeks, the kittens are starting to react more like adults towards a threatening situation and play will begin to change.
Don't ask me .... the cats in charge around here.
Cat Philosophy - Help with making the bed.
A cat can see in color.
Computer and TV screens exist to backlight a cats lovely tail.
The Sphynx cat insists on sleeping under the blankets with you on chilly nights - no not really .... more like ALL the time.
Stray Cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.
A cat has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.
If your cat likes unusual cat dishes such as grapes, watermelons, cucumbers etc. – then your cat is a Sphynx.
34% of cat-owning households have incomes of $60,000 or more.
Play is a way for cats to practice the skills needed for real combat and also reduce fear they associate with launching attacks.
Many Cats love having their forehead gently stroked.
Cats have the largest eyes in proportion to their body size of all mammals.
If a cats tail is raised and fluffed out (the Big Tail): The cat is probably happily chasing around.
cats eye - Precious or semi-precious gems that have a changing luster; also road markers which reflect car lights.
Cats must sink their claws into Mom's shoulder to get better traction for a jump.
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
Cat quote: Doesn't take much to entertain a hooman.
To make your cat's scratching post more inviting, try rubbing catnip on the material that covers it.
Cats must sleep under the blanket on the couch so that people can sit on them.
The Sphynx cat gets remarks like oh my god, is that a cat or dog? or ooooh thats soooo ugly ....
Men often scare cats just because their voices are low, a trait shared by many felines' most feared enemies.
Cats always: Have a way of getting what they want.
Cat Philosophy - Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Not every cat gets high from catnip. If the cat doesn't have a specific gene, it won't react (about 20% do not have the gene).
Studies show that the allergen in cats is related to their scent glands. Cats have scent glands on their faces / at the base of their tails.
Cats must sit on Mom's hand and purr while she is using the computer.
Cat Phrase: mrowwwww - Means: I am now recalling, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Easy as teaching cats to march.
Cats have the simplest of taste: the best is satisfactory
Cat urine glows under black light.
Stray Cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket in a corner of the bedroom.
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
Catkins - fluffy flower bracts of willow and birch trees
Cats must sit on the key marked Del.
Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking)
If your cat likes snuggling with all other pets like dogs – then your cat is a Sphynx.
Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The Sphynx cat is medium sized and strong, with adult males being larger than adult females.
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws? An acrocat.
Having kittens/had kittens/has kittens - A state of rage, similar expression to having a fit, going ballistic, losing your temper
Cat: n. Small mammal with an attitude problem.