A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
Cat: Furry keyboard cover.
Cats must attack another cat when their head is sticking out of the litter box.
Cats must help Mom with the jigsaw puzzles.
Cats must stick their paw into mom's mouth while she's sleeping.
Cats CAN eat a variety of different kinds of cat food.
Toilet paper exists for cats to make shredded toilet paper with.
Cats are the soul of honesty - they hide not their dislikes.
Cats must jump on mom's lap immediately prior to the commercial breaks.
Cats must remove mom's stuffed bear from her dresser and kill it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Cat Note2self: The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.
There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.
Hmmmmm ... When will dogs learn who is the house favorite ...
The pillow on the bed belongs to the cat.
Cats must drool in their sleeping hooman's ear.
Kittens are born with both eyes and ears closed and blue at first. They change color over a period of months to the final eye color.
If a strange scent or stranger appears nearby a kitten will give a defensive hiss which also alerts their mother of a possible threat.
Cats don't care whether you're a conservative or a liberal.
It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well.
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
An exaggerated fear of cats is known as ailurophobia.
You can tell a cat's mood by looking into its eyes. A frightened or excited cat will have large, round pupils.
Cat Philosophy - Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
The Sphynx cat theme song is show me the heat.
A cat does not need to have at least 1 litter to be healthy, nor will they miss motherhood.
Cat Philosophy - To Be or NOT to .... ehhh, phhhffft - you already KNOW I am.
Cats do the most amazing things.
Cats must put their head in their hooman's mouth while he is trying to eat.
Cats do not care whether you shave your legs.
Stray Cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers unless we're cold.
Cats always: Are far superior.
A tabby named Dusty gave birth to 420 documented kittens in her lifetime.
A cat would check to see if you brought anything to eat, and if not, would turn and walk away, tail held high. - Mike Deupree
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A catameringue.
What does a sour puss eat? Crab meat.
Cat Phrase: Roww-maww-rowwww - Means: I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
Cats must use car windshields as slides when cats have muddy feet.
Cats are room-mates. Dogs are kids.
Cat Phrase: rrrow-mawww - Means: Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
Cats groom themselves by licking their fur, employing papillae and saliva.
The average cat weighs 12 pounds.
A cats normal body temperature is 101.5 degrees. This is slightly warmer than a hoomans.
Toilet paper exists for cats to make confetti with.
I am NOT a cat. I am - An animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad
Taglines are like cats, you only think you own them.
It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat.
Why are Cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning.
I am NOT a cat. I am - Murphy's way of saying Nice Furniture.
The Sphynx cat lays on laptops, computers, radio receivers or tvs, heat registers, fax machine, or printer, etc.
Furball - a game cats like to play on the floor
Cats were domesticated early in hooman history, with ancient Cyprus appearing to be the earliest known location of this process.
Cats must need to use ALL the kitty litter to bury their poop.
Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge? Because it turns ice into mice.
Catlap - Usually weak tea or milk; something fit only for cats to drink
Cats don't kill their prey with their claws, the claws are used to hold onto the prey and the teeth are used actually to kill the prey.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the cat-flap door.
Attempts have been made to breed cats that are less likely to provoke an allergic reaction in hoomans.
What sport do cats play? Hairball.
Due to a mutation in an early cat ancestor, one of two genes necessary to taste sweetness may have been lost by the cat family.
If your friends/family come over to visit and say oh my god, is that a cat or dog? or ooooh thats soooo ugly - then your cats a sphynx.
Cats knead with their paws when they're happy.
Cats can get tapeworms from eating fleas. These worms live inside the cat forever, or until they are removed with medication.
Did someone say TUNA?
Cats must terrorize their older and less active feline roommate. His tail is a toy.
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing Cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
The great open spaces where cats are cats. - Marquis
Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.
Cats don't sweat. (except sphynx) Have you ever been in the same room as children who've been out playing in the sun? Ugh.
Cats don't care about the interest rate.
The temperament of a cat can vary depending on the breed and socialization.
Cat: Companion in grace, beauty, mystery, and curiousity.
cats cradle - A string game played by children
Cats must turn over every glass just to watch the liquid pool.
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste ... Drive safely.
The other cat's food is automatically preferable to their own.
Cats rule and dogs drool. - Sassy
Cats don't need to go to school. No tuition fees, no PTA meetings, no phone calls from the school principal about getting in trouble, etc.
Cats are born cute. Most newborn babies look like they could star in a horror flick.
The tail is a particularly important social signal in cats, with a raised tail acting as a friendly greeting.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have take out a loan to be able to afford cat litter.
A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. - D. Barry
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws.
While caution is called for, there are no documented cases of feline eye damage from a laser pointer.
Politically Correct: The cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well.
Why was the cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk.
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it's raining cats and dogs.
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
Cats must climb the wallpaper in their hooman's new house.
The fumes from moth balls can destroy a cat's liver cells. Use cedar in your closets instead.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
Cats don't care if you're gay or straight.
Cats have the sense to eat only what's good for them; dogs will try anything, then leave the mess for you to clean up.
The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (hoomans have 650).
Cat eyes come in three shapes: round, slanted and almond.
Cats are the higher purpose of the universe.
Aren't cats just little furry balls of love?
Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.
Cats always: Bring the winter air inside, nestled in their coats.
Catwalk - A narrow walkway
Cats won't complain if you don't make the bed or do the dusting.
In a cats eye, all things belong to cats. - English Proverb
32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat.
Cat Philosophy - Let sleeping dogs lie - literally.
Cats must steal the roast pork out of mom's fried rice bowl.
If your cat is running like a monkey over the furniture and sits on your shoulder like a parrot – then your cat is a Sphynx.
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- Heinlein
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk.
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
Cats don't need any excuses...
Curiosity killed the cat - Be cautious when investigating situations.
Cats must yowl during Dad's bagpipe records.
Cats must sleep on Dad's face & lick his nose while he tries to sleep.
Daddy's privates and a cats springy cat toy are interchangeable.
When the cat's away .... The house smells better.
You just may be a #catnut if: You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat.
The Sphynx cat ranks seventh in popularity among the breeds recognized by the Cat Fanciers Association.
Pet supply stores sell bitter apple spray, which cats do not like and will generally avoid to keep them from unwanted areas.
Stray Cats that have their babies in the closet in our bedroom will not be allowed to pull our clothes from the hangers.
Hooman (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.
Toxicity in cats ingesting relatively large amounts of onions or garlic has also been reported.
The Sphynx cat will finish eating your ice cream, which was left without supervision.
Cats won't smoke, drink or do drugs under peer pressure. Well, catnip doesn't count.
A cats jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and hoomans.
Your cat loves you and can read your moods. If you're sad or under stress, you may also notice a difference in your cat's behavior.
Cats are natural paper shreaders.
Cats must lurk under the bed and pounce on the unsuspecting hooman's feet.
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
Grinning like a cheshire cat - Displaying a silly grin
Cats must play in the toilet and get the seat wet so Mom will yell at Daddy.
Cats can jump 5 times their height.
Catlapse: The time between removal from a lap and waking
You just may be a #catnut if: Your personal motto is: You can never have enough cats.
Cats must chew the buttons off mom's bathrobe.
Thank God cats don't have opposable thumbs.
No time spent with a cat on your lap can be considered waste
All cats are right.
Cats always: Make our homes warmer.
Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
Cats must try to nibble the comb/brush when their Mom grooms them.
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies...
Cats always: Lick each others privates when the hoomans have guests over.
If cats and dogs can live together, why can't men and women?
Cats must destroy a toy the first time they play with it.
Cats must try to dig to China from their litter box.
Contrary to popular belief, people are not allergic to cat fur, dander, saliva, or urine - they are allergic to the sebum.
The Sphynx cat has been vying for championship status by this world’s largest breed registry since 2002.
Female cats can have two to three litters per year, so may produce up to 150 kittens in their breeding span of around ten years.
Stray Cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food tossed on the ground, outside.
Feral cats are wild cats that are unfamiliar with humans and roam freely in urban or rural areas.
The largest known litter (with all surviving) was 14, that of a Persian in South Africa named Bluebell.
Cats must steal the scrub pad from the sink and drag it all over the house.
See which way the cat jumps - Wait and see what happens
The Sphynx cat known for their extroverted behavior display a high level of energy intelligence curiosity and affection for their owners.
Cats must use mom's brand NEW overstuffed sectional as a giant scratching post.
The cat thinks she can type better than I can.
Cat Phrase: mow - Means: Snuggling is a good idea.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to have an extra room built onto the kitchen to store the 9lives.
The first breeding pair of Siamese cats arrived in England in 1884.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Cat Philosophy - When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Cats don't care if you don't wash the dishes tonight.
If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
Cat Self-Disipline: Quit while you're winning ......
If string is ingested, it can become caught in the cat’s stomach or intestines, causing illness, or in extreme cases, death.
You just may be a #catnut if: you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cat when you move.
Taurine is an essential dietary requirement for feline health, since cats cannot synthesize the compound.
Cats must slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.
Cats always: Donate their services as alarm clocks.
He's a few cats short of a litter.
Never feed your cat dog food. Cats need five times more protein than dogs do.
Cats need to sample the contents of every pot on the stove.
Like some other domesticated animals, cats have either a mutualistic or commensal relationship with hoomans.
Cats must have one of the freshly-baked cookies cooling on the table.
You may have seen a cat testing the size of an opening by careful measurement with the head.
There's not enough room to swing a cat - The room is very cramped and crowded.
A lover of cats is called an Ailurophile.
Egyptians shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when they lost a beloved cat.
God said Let there be cats.