Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. - F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
The scalded cat fears even cold water.
Stray Cats will not be allowed to curl up on our pillows, tickle one ear with their tail, and purr in the other ear all night.
When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.
Cats must use the ninja kitty paw strike to snag mom's dinner entree for their self.
The Sphynx cat is enchantment in its purest form.
You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery guy if he has time to make a cat litter run for you.
Light petting is always enough to satisfy a cat.
Cats must not beat the dog up because he's stupid.
The Sphynx cat is very warm and soft to the touch and this little snuggler has been described as a 'suede hot water bottle'.
Cats must gulp down their dinner at lightning speed, and then barf it up.
In India it is thought that a reincarnated soul may be liberated by throwing a black cat into a fire.
cats pajamas - Something considered to be outstanding
You just may be a #catnut if: You buy cat litter by the pallet.
Cat adore those who adore them. A dog loves everyone -- including the burglar who gave him a piece of salami.
Alley cat - A stray or homeless cat.
Stray Cats will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
Cats must eat all the baby's breath out of mom's birthday bouquet.
You just may be a #catnut if: you introduce your cat to your friends.
The Thanksgiving turkey, the baloney, and other deli meats belong to the cat.
Cats do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Cats must lie under the coffee table and hiss at all of mom's guests.
Call my cat?. No, I just start the can opener and she comes running ...
Making friends with a cat is a lot tougher than hitting it off with a hooman, or just about any other species outside the reptile world.
Cats must play hockey with a shampoo cap in the bathtub in the wee hours of the morning.
Kittens begin dreaming at just over one week old.
The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.
Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?
Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than hoomans.
Cats never: Leave the top off the toothepaste.
What is the cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews.
I am NOT a cat. I am - A furry alarm clock.
Fight like cats and dogs - To quarrel viciously.
Cats must press the buttons when the hooman is on the phone.
Cats don't correct your stories.
The most common causes of poisoning in cats are antifreeze and rodent baits.
If your cat insists to sleep under the blankets with you on chilly nights - then your cat is a sphynx.
Cats need to hiss at every visitor to make them feel at home.
A bag of cats - A bad-tempered person, such as: She's a real bag of cats this afternoon.
Cats will watch Mom change the litter box and then deliberately go poop in the corner.
You just may be a #catnut if: You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4-5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.
Hairballs can be prevented with certain cat foods and remedies that ease elimination of the hair.
Cats know there is no better to punish the hooman than whizzing on something.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to hire an architect to make sure the floor will support the new cat tree.
He's a cat of many mistakes; a man of faux pas....
The Sphynx cat has his/her own language you have never heard before, and constantly poses for photos.
My dog thinks he's hooman.. My cat thinks he's GOD.
Cat Self-Disipline: Be comfortable ......
Politically Correct: The cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.
Cats must jump onto Dad's stomach when he is taking a nap.
Cats must gut their Bill Clinton catnip doll on the living room rug.
The number of pet-owning households is expected to grow nearly 12% between 1993 and 2000, and another 5% between 2000 and 2010.
The Sphynx cat pricing usually depends on type, applicable markings and bloodlines.
Cat Phrase: mmmrowmmm - It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
The Sphynx cat likes snuggling with all other pets like dogs.
Cats have a third eyelid at the inner corner of the eye. It is pale pink in color, and mostly visible if ill or has something in the eye.
You just may be a #catnut if: You turn the spare room into a playroom for the cats.
Cat Self-Disipline: Discriminate ......
Cats must drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night.
Cats must attack the answering machine and purr all over it.
Almost 10% of a cats bones are in its tail, and the tail is used to maintain balance.
Cats don't care that you are a few pounds overweight.
Cats must make puddles in the ashtray.
Due to possible complications caused by ingesting a string, string play is sometimes replaced with a laser pointer's dot.
If a cats tail is still, but the tip is twitching intensely: The cat is very annoyed.
Nice kittens give you time to clot between attacks.
Cat Philosophy - Don't cry over spilt milk - lap it up instead.
Because ovulation is not always triggered by a single mating, female cats may not be impregnated by the first male with which they mate.
Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark.
The Sphynx cat ears are like a bat’s, and his paws are just like childrens hands.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
Cat Phrase: mrow - Means: I feel like making noise.
What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A first aid kitty.
When kittens start exploring at 3-4 weeks old is a time to interact with the kittens to get them used to being handled by hoomans.
Cats must jump into the refrigerator every time Mom opens it.
To purr, cats use extra tissue in the larynx (voice box). This tiuue vibrates when they purr.
The Sphynx cat average females weigh between 7 and 9 pounds.
Cats must knock over the kitchen garbage can to get at the chicken bones.
Cat: a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Cats with oriental body types tend to be thinner and more active.
You just may be a #catnut if: You get a discount on cat litter by buying it by the pallet.
Cats fight to protect your property from feral Cat; dogs fight because they can.
Cats must play Charge of the Light Brigade with the other cat in the hallway at 3 am.
Cats don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
There is no such thing as an ordinary cat.
A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks - between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.
Cats no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to wind, they slip diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves.
If your cat’s ears are like a bat’s, and his paws are just like childrens hands – then your cat is a Sphynx.
CAT: Climb your way to the top. That's what drapes are for.
You just may be a #catnut if: You buy cat litter by the truckload.
I interfaced my cat to my radio. I just got hiss.
This catnip crop guarded by attack cat.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to use the motor home to take the 'kids' for a ride.
You just may be a #catnut if: your friends are selected based on how well your cats like them
A cat is an extension of God.
Mmmmmm, something smells good. It's me. * Cat
Cat Note2self: I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.
Looking like the cat that swallowed a canary - Displaying a self-satisfied grin
What is another way to describe a cat? A heat seeking missile.
You just may be a #catnut if: You introduce your al your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
The Sphynx cat loves to wear cat clothing as it helps keep them warm and cozy.
The claws on the cat's back feet aren't as sharp as the claws on the front because they can't retract into the toe.
Cats have 30 vertebrae (hoomans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)
Cats must hide in the kitchen drawers and jump out at Mom.
If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.
Most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period.
Whether the risk of developing allergic diseases such as asthma is increased or decreased by cat ownership is uncertain.
How is a cat laying down like a coin? Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other.
The Sphynx cat whiskers and eyebrows may be present, either whole or broken, or may be totally absent.
Cats must barf up hairballs on their mom's computer keyboard.
What do you call a cat that likes to dig on the beach? Sandy Claws.
I was a cat in my other lives.
Cats love high places. They share this love with leopards and jaguars, who sleep in trees.
Between 4-5 weeks kittens are gaining a lot of knowledge about their world from their mother who they trust implicitly.
Cats always: Prefer Mice Krispies for breakfast.
I am NOT a cat. I am - A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
I understand cats, men are the mystery.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to take the 'kids' to the vet.
I've a cat in my lap and I can't get up.
A male, with only one X chromosome, can have only orange or black, not both.
Politically Correct: The cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.
You're probably a cat - If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills.
Cat Self-Disipline: Let it all hang out ......
Older cats may show aggressiveness towards newly-arrived kittens, which may include biting and scratching.
You just may be a #catnut if: you put off making the bed until the cat wakes up.
Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.
Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to hooman's 6 muscles each).
How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much? Buy a twenty-pound cat.
Cat Self-Disipline: Grab at passing opportunities ......
Cats must groom the back of mom's neck.
Who helped Cinderella's cat go to the ball? Her furry godmother.
Cats pose a danger to pregnant women and immunosuppressed inividuals, since their feces can transmit toxoplasmosis.
There are more than 500 million domestic Cats in the world, with 33 different breeds.
Cats must hiss and spit at the vet because it pleases their Mom greatly.
If you underestimate protocol, you've never had a cat.
Politically Correct: The cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.
Cats must slam-dunk their tail into mom's first and *only* cup of coffee in the morning.
A cat always rights itself in the same way, provided it has the time to do so, during a fall.
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Cats are transparent. Cats should sit in front of the TV screen.
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Often, eating too much catnip can cause cats to be overtly aggressive; typically making them hiss.
You don't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up by the cat.
The Sphynx cat perform silly antics for your entertainment and are sometimes downright clumsy .... on purpose it seems.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 halflives?
Scratching can be reduced and even eliminated by a quick spritz from a water bottle when the cat is scratching.
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. - Ernest Menaul
Enough to make a cat laugh - Something that is ridiculously silly.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks all the time.
You just may be a #catnut if: You ask Netflix if they can include 9lives with your order.
The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
Cats must nap on the ladder steps when hooman cleans out the gutters.
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.
A heat period lasts about 4 to 7 days if the female cat is bred; if not, the heat period lasts longer and recurs at regular intervals.
Cats always: Lick their private when the hoomans have guests over.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Cats like dogs are digitigrades. They walk directly on their toes with the bones of their feet making up the lower part of the visible leg.
Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.
Cats bathe themselves daily. Dogs roll in other animals' feces, then expect you to pet them.
What do you say to your cat when you leave the house? Have a mice day.
Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
There have been 3 different cats who have played Morris the Cat. - All 3 of them were rescued from shelters.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to make more than 5 trips to the vet to take all the 'kids' in for a checkup.
CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
There's more than one way to skin a cat - There is more than one way to accomplish a task.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to buy an extra large van to fit all the 'kids' in at once.
Cats must make snowflakes out of a whole roll of paper towels.
Domestic cats are known to strike prey by pouncing from such a perch as a tree branch, as does a leopard.
Cat Phrase: moww - Means: Shedding is pretty good, too.
An ailurophile is a person who loves cats. The word ailuro is from the ancient Greek word for cat.
Hmmmm ... Lovely, a new sofa to sharpen my nails on ......
Scaredy-cat / Fraidy cat - A person who won't act on a dare, or who is afraid to try something new.
Dust kitten - A clump of dust/lint (similar to dust bunny)
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Demolition Derby is a cat-oriented pastime.
Mature cats with no health problems are in deep sleep 15 percent of their lives. They are in light sleep 50 percent of the time.
Cats are required to shred the newspaper to save Mom from it.
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
How do you know when your cat has been using your computer? When your mouse has teeth marks on it.
Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private. - Leonard Michaels
Dogs come when called .... Cats have unlisted numbers.
Care must always be taken to avoid cutting the quick of the claw, when trimming cats nails.
Although cats can be selective eaters, they generally cannot tolerate lack of food for more than 36 hours without risking liver damage.
You just may be a #catnut if: You would rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.
cats meow - Something considered to be outstanding
Cat Phrase: Mreeeow - Do you serve catnip with that?
A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read.
Get all the catnip you can.
Cats must peel and eat the raw potatoes that are in the basement.
You must tell her she is a pretty cat, and a good cat.
Cats always: Share with us the all-is-well experience of purring.
Cats never: Worry about the bills.
The Sphynx cat has usually been acclimated from kittenhood with bathing and grooming proper for the Sphynx.
Keep anti-freeze away from all animals - it's sweet and enticing, but deadly poison.
Hoomans and cats have a similar range of hearing at low frequencies, but cats can hear much higher-pitched sounds.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
The Sphynx cat is ALWAYS the center of attention.
Cats don't care if you're a few pounds overweight.
Cats know how we feel. They don't particulary care, but they know.
The Sphynx cat are ideal companions for families with children, singles with other pets or experienced cat owners.
c term came about in the Roaring 20's, and its meaning hasn't changed. (see also Cool cat)
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Cats know curtains are for climbing.
Cats don't care if you wear the same t-shirt and shorts for days on end.
Cats must knock the area rugs all over the hardwood floor.
Cat Philosophy - If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
Cats normally come when they are called. hmmmmmmmm ....
CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
Cats don't talk incessantly. Children just never know when you need them to shut up.
See any typos? The dog did it.
All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.
Feral cats may live alone, but most are found in large groups called feral colonies, which occupy a specific territory.
Feline: Resembling or suggestive of a cat, as in suppleness, slyness, or stealthiness.
Cat Self-Disipline: Take your time ......
The CATtitude rules.
If your cat snores or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.