The Sphynx cat eat more than most cats, because of the higher metabolic rate needed to maintain a
higher body temperature.
cats paw - To be labeled a cats paw means someone has taken advantage of you and you weren't smart enough to catch on.
Cats control the mouse population; dogs control the food left on the counter population.
Cats must eat fine Swedish tapers like they're candy canes.
Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.
Cats are repelled by citrus scents, and a citrus-scented product may also help stop unwanted furniture destruction with clawing, etc.
A cats field of vision is about 185 degrees.
Cat Philosophy - Get to know every view from every window in your home.
Politically Correct: The cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced.
Cats always: Soothe us with their purring.
You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery place if they can add an order of cream on the side.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have a cat litter box in every room of your apartment.
Everybody wants to be a cat.
You just may be a #catnut if: You refer to going to the bathroom as using the litterbox.
A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.
The Sphynx cat Mr. Bigglesworth has become the poster cat for this breed.
Ailurophile is the official word for cat lovers.
What kind of cats purrs the best? Purrrrr-sians.
Cats must activate the paw when there is food within snagging distance.
Fight like Kilkenny cats - To fight until both parties are destroyed
A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a hooman has between 5 and 20 million).
I am NOT a cat. I am - A wildlife control expert impersonator.
Aproximately 50% of production of taurine goes to pet food production with the other half to pharmaceutical applications.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
Most breeds of cat have a noted fondness for settling in high places, or perching.
You just may be a #catnut if: You get your latest roll of film developed and there's not a single hooman being in the pictures.
You just may be a #catnut if: You buy DVDs of nature shows with fidh for the cats to enjoy.
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
Cats must ask to be (fed/petted/let out) when the hoomans are making whoopee.
Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. There is disagreement as to whether they can see red.
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
Cats don't criticize your friends.
Cats always: Contribute to living a longer life.
To start your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.
A cats courage is as strong as a dog's chain.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a radio? .... Just hisssss ....
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A lawn meower.
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A cat-a-log.
Cats have existed longer than hoomans.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have more pictures of your cat than of your children ...
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
Cats know mom's breasts are pillows that need fluffing.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Ack. Phfft. Thptpth. - Bill the Cat
Sometimes the act of grooming another cat is initiated as an assertion of superior position in the pecking order of a group.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. - Jim Davis
Regular grooming of the cats coat with a comb or stiff brush will help prevent hairballs.
Stray Cats will not have special toys bought for them so that they will be tempted to come closer.
Cats must pee in the hole in the carpet where the key to the gas fireplace goes.
A group of kittens is called a kindle.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house? Because she heard fowl language.
To make sure your cat's collar fits properly, make sure you can slip two fingers under the collar, between the collar and your cat's neck.
You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery place if they can stop and pickup a few bags of cat litter on the way.
When the cat's away, the mice will play - Without supervision, people misbehave.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
When the cat is ill, the inner-eyelid will frequently close partially, making it visible to the observer.
Many houseplants are at least somewhat toxic to many species, cats included, and the consumption of such plants by cats is to be avoided.
If a cats tail is still, but the tip is twitching occasionally: The cat is slightly irritated or pensive.
Cats must use mom's perfume bottles for bowling pins.
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances.
Cats must cling to the outside of the screen door at eye level howling.
The Sphynx cat has a light layer of soft, fine down on its body.
Cats must attack their hooman's shoelaces when she is tying them.
A kittens eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.
Stray Cats will not beat up the house Cats when they come inside the house on days ending in Y.
Cats must put their paw in Mom's mouth to get food out while she's eating it.
Know which plants are poisonous to your Cat, and which ones are safe.
You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery place if they can add an order of tuna on the side.
Cats must turn on the toy train at 5:00 am and watch it.
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
Kittens tend to have a preference for a particular teat, they will stay with their choice until they are weaned
What do you get if you cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese? A Peking Tom.
The ancient Egyptians were the first to tame the cat (in about 3000 BC), and used them to control pests.
Your cat is probably either a righty or a lefty. Only 40% of cats are ambidextrous while another 40% are either right-pawed or left-pawed.
Dogs think they're hooman. Cats know they are.
You're probably a cat - If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it.
Politically Correct: The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health.
Cats must trip Mom or Daddy on the way to the kitchen.
Cats always: Open our hearts.
Sir Isaac Newton is not only credited with the laws of gravity but is also credited with inventing the cat flap. (cat door)
If a cats tail is lowered and fluffed out: The cat is afraid.
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
Your cat usually won't leave you for another hooman.
Cats must catch and eat lizards.
Cats must leave paw prints and hair on the toilet seat.
Female cats are seasonally polyestrous, which means they may have many periods of heat over the course of a year.
Allergic reactions to cat dander and/or cat saliva are common.
Cat Phrase: Miaowmioaw - Means: Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
You just may be a #catnut if: You have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
Different kittens in a litter may have different fathers.
Many cats enjoy consuming catnip, and most will often roll in it, paw at it, and occasionally chew on it.
Cats are known for their fastidious cleanliness.
Cats know there are Martians hiding in the new drapes.
Cat Phrase: raowwwww - Means: I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
Some cats will growl, meow, scratch, or bite the hand holding catnip.
If a cats tail is fully lowered, perhaps tucked between hind legs: The cat is showing defeat or submissiveness (toward another cat).
The Sphynx cat seems to operate on two speeds: fast and stop.
You just may be a #catnut if: You save $938.43 by buying 9lives on sale.
Cats are good company for singles.
Cat Note2self: The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.
Cats must lick the other cats behind in front of Mom and her friends.
The cat appears to be the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
Cats must knock their toys under the refrigerator.
The Sphynx cat generally likes unusual cat dishes such as grapes, watermelons, cucumbers etc.
NO. to a cat means Not while I am looking.
Cats often chase things that their person can't see.
If your cat lays on laptops, computers, radio receivers or tvs, heat registers, fax machine, or printer – then your cat is a Sphynx.
How do you spell cat backwards? C-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.
Cat Phrase: rrrow-miawww - Means: I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
Cat Self-Disipline: Return to your favorite places ......
I think one of the hoomies has got that swine flu ... I heard him in there grunting and snorting awile ago ...
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci
The fumes from moth balls destroy a cat's liver cells. Use cedar in your closet instead.
If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.
Cats know the bed is a WWF wrestling ring.
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
Cats are purrfect.
Politically Correct: The cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Busier than a three legged cat in a dry sand box - Very busy, almost to the point of being frantic
Honest as the cat when the meat's out of reach - Will not steal if he's likely to be caught.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
Stray Cats will not play with our feet when we're sitting at the desk. It makes it hard to concentrate.
Cats must track kitty litter all over the apartment.
You just may be a #catnut if: You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
Cats use a variety of vocalizations including meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling, squeaking, chirping, clicking, and grunting.
You just may be a #catnut if: You have to use the motor home to take all the 'kids' to the vet for a checkup.
A blate cat maks a prood moose.- Old Scot saying
If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
Like cats and dogs - Usually, quarreling viciously (as in fighting like cats and dogs)
Cats must jump on the break key when their hooman is on the modem.
Cats need to wake Mom up at 3:00 am by chewing on her head.
cats hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); hoomans' hearing stops at 20 khz.
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
Stray Cats will be neutered as soon as possible.
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily.
If a male cat is both orange and black it is (besides being extremely rare) sterile.
Cat around - To live an aimless, immoral life
The ridged pattern on a cat's nosepad is as individual as a hooman fingerprint.
Cats must supervise the painting of the guest room.
Cats must sit under the table and beg for scraps while clawing at Grandma Ethel's socks.
Cats must step on the 'alt', 'cntl', and 'delete' keys simultaneously.
Dogs will escape all but the sturdiest enclosures and only return when the police have caught them.
Some cats occasionally regurgitate hairballs of fur that have collected in their stomachs as a result of their grooming.
Essential oils are toxic to cats and there have been cases of serious illnesses caused by tea tree oil-based flea treatments and shampoos.